Mage: "Hey guys, I have a great idea! Let's use my gate spell and go beat up Zeus, lord of thunder!""
Party: "Yeah!"
Zeus: "No you don't the gate spell says gods can disallow such tomfoolery! Gate denied! Do not annoy me again! ZEUS HAS SPOKEN!!!"
*thunder rolls*
Mage: "No problem, I'll just use plane shift instead, and it's only 7th level. Everyone hold hands!"
Party: "Hello Zeus!"
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