But we will get new toys! But I have already spent so much money! Who cares? The caster-martial divide is a mile wide at this point, and who plays martials? I want more power gaming!
There comes a point in the hobby when the rolling ball of junk is so heavy and loud that it sustains itself just on momentum and greed. Official D&D no longer has to be good, coherent, or even honest about its own settings. It only has to keep moving. New subclasses, new feats, another limited-edition PHB - that’s enough to keep the people who have already spent the money from walking away. Momentum and sunk cost do the rest.
The state of 5.5E is sad. It feels like a late-stage game. The designers know the next edition is coming, so they stopped caring how much power creep they throw in and decided to ride this one out for as much money as possible. The whole thing is an out-of-control garbage truck, filled to the brim, rolling downhill.
I like 5E. The rules were never the problem. D&D and its settings are beginning to become nauseating to me, and I don’t even recognize them anymore. Greyhawk, the Realms, Planescape, Spelljammer, and every other one? They deserve better than they got today. Just go away.
I’ll pick up a discarded 3.5-era setting book and just play that. Scarred Lands. Kingdoms of Kalamar. Freeport. Something like Savage Thule. The kind of book that still assumes the world is allowed to be ugly, specific, and a little embarrassing. A setting that didn’t need a committee to decide whether the city could be rotten, whether the elves could be treacherous, or whether the map was allowed to have a wound in it. Those books still have an identity. They still have an edge. They still sound like someone actually wanted to say something about the world instead of just selling the next subclass.
Why is everything so censored in a hobby built to simulate difficult topics? Death. Loss. The unknown. The myth of the monster. The acquisition of wealth by going outside the system and into the dungeon. Taking risks. Becoming a hero and fighting evil.
That is the version of the hobby I miss. Not the rules. The voice. The stretch when you could still open a setting and recognize it, before every classic world got sanded down and sold back as an update. I would rather run one of those old books at my table than keep paying for the official version of a place I no longer recognize.
These days alignment and evil itself are gone. The game has become a “me me me” story simulator—hollow, empty, lifeless, an introspective ego-masturbation identity simulator. Good and evil mean nothing. Wealth means nothing. Heaven and Hell mean nothing. Do what you want and get away with it all. Power and identity are everything. And now the worlds are being built around the same stupid “nothing is important except you” ego-stroking mentality.
The problem is what the name is now attached to: updates that no longer sound like themselves, books that exist to keep the truck moving, the smell of a company that would rather sand a world down than risk saying what it used to say. I would rather take the 5E chassis and get away from that entirely. Tales of the Valiant will do it. Level Up Advanced 5E does it better. Same math, same table, none of the official voice I no longer want in the room.
Here’s the rub. If I am already giving up the official books, the official settings, and the official smell, why stop halfway? Why not go the rest of the way and play Shadowdark, or something out of the OSR, or Castles & Crusades? Dungeon Crawl Classics will do the whole job with more fun per hour and a lot less complexity. Once you start giving things up, giving it all up becomes a real option. The only reason to stay is the rules you actually want to keep.
If I am still in that neighborhood, I will go to the best version I can find. Shadowdark when I want speed and ease of play - it is not a 5E clone, but it is close enough to the same instincts that it belongs in the conversation. Level Up Advanced 5E when I want depth. Depth can be deceptive, though. A thicker book is not always a better game. Sometimes it is just more weight to carry down the same hill.
Level Up A5E gets close to the point where the complexity stops paying you back. You are already carrying a heavy book, already making more decisions at the table, already spending the kind of prep time that used to belong to a different kind of game. Once you are that far down the big-and-heavy path, GURPS is only a few steps farther, and it gives you more for the same investment. It is an acquired taste. Most people bounce off it. When you can make it sing, though, it is better than another thick 5E variant trying to be everything at once. If I am going to accept that much weight, I would rather accept the game that was built for it.
I am not going to keep buying the official thing just to protect the money I already spent, or because the next book has another toy in it. The truck can keep rolling. I don’t have to be on it.










