Shopkeeper: "And my whole store is 50% off, just for you guys!"
Party: "Yay!"
Mage: "Guys, let's just get in and out, okay? This shouldn't take long, right?"
Party: "What's the rush? We have just got here, and it's all 50% off!"
Shopkeeper: "AGAIN????! I'M GONNA KILL YOU GUYS FOR-"
Party: "???"
Mage: *casts friends cantrip again*
Shopkeeper: "Gotcha, didn't I? Aw, guys, don't mind me, go ahead and keep shopping, it's all 50% off today, just for you guys!"
Mage: "Don't worry about him, he just has a nervous tick, that's all. Stress. That's it. Stress. We're best buds, me and my shopkeeper pal here. What a kidder, I tell ya."
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