Cleric: "But it that reef shark willing?"
Mage: "Sure he's willing, he's willing to bite me, so he's willing to listen to reason. And he's familiar too! Look, he's swimming around right there."
Cleric: "I don't know, don't ask me to rez you should this go wrong."
Mage: "Don't worry about it! Lookie here casting telepathy! Bang, he has an INT of at least one, so now it works. Oh, wow, I am hungry now. All I feel like doing is swimming and eating."
Cleric: "I told you, hey! Stop biting me!"
Mage: "Sorry, old habits. Now, suggestion!"
Cleric: "Did it work?"
Mage: "I'm Aquaman! I'm Aquaman!"
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