Party: "Oncoming orcs coming through the woods! Mage!"
Mage: "I got them, watch out, fireball-"
Mage: *gets clocked by a giant bear paw*
Party: "What the? Mage is down!"
Sooty the Owlbear: "Remember, the only fire spell you should use in the wilderness is fire storm. Only that spell specifically has an exemption that does not affect plant life."
Cleric: "But what about dead leaves, or firewood, fallen branches, or twigs? They aren't plant life anymore since they are not alive, are they? Otherwise it wouldn't affect a house made of wood."
Thief: "What is that, an exemption druids lobbied for? All I'd have to do is wear cotton."
Fighter: "What about the orcs, if we set them on fire, won't they fall over and set the plants on fire?"
*the rest of the party gets clocked*
Sooty the Owlbear: "Don't get smart with me! I'm not your dungeon master."
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